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Megabyte
10/5/2008 10:41:00 PM
I wasn't a drinker before I was 21... and I'm not planning on being a drinker after. :P I've only had one drink today. I'm a good girl. :D haha So I see u're single again?
10/5/2008 7:08:00 PM
just wish i was attractive enough to get them interested at all! you`re the casanova,lol. and yw. you are lucky to have that gal interested in you! she is gorgeous n sexy!gnight
10/5/2008 7:04:00 PM
lol,it was my humorous way of saying you have a bodybuilder`s physique,like arnold`s
10/5/2008 6:51:00 PM
*acting swishy* oh,gorsht!stop!lol. i alway like to give ppl the gift of laughter,which is why i play the clown! and oh,my,god! is THIS the son of AHHNOLD?lol
10/5/2008 6:26:00 PM
u got no right to talk bout attention lol
since uve been taking it more then me u digg??
hahahhaa u hottii u :D
10/3/2008 6:27:00 AM
so just for the record, i'm not obsessed with your patchouli covered ass BUT...
10/1/2008 2:02:00 PM
i miss youuuuuuuuuuuu pooper. i just.... miss you. that is all. :) <3
9/30/2008 5:15:00 PM
fuck............................................you. i have my eye on your left testicle now, i think it'll taste so good with your right butt cheek. mmmm yummy. *poop* i loooooooove.............u. <3
9/30/2008 4:51:00 PM
*prebuscent-when-boys-had-cooties-ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww-voice* hi kyle, what is a penis?
9/30/2008 6:32:00 AM
lol. not.......even.......going.......to........say..........it. -_________________-
9/28/2008 4:13:00 PM
awwwwwwwww thank you poopyface. your left buttcheek looks good enough to cook, cover in parmesan cheese and sprinkle lightly with patchouli. :) i'm drooling already! <3
9/25/2008 9:01:00 AM
awww nonono, you're so much more than that to me. you are a penis and a testicle smothered in patchouli. :) and yoyoyo, this is L-Sizzle from da Calizzle... hit it!
9/25/2008 7:27:00 AM
and i count one huuuuuuuuuuge penis on my page. oh, it's you! hi dick. :) <3
9/24/2008 7:21:00 AM
check me biatch... pussy on a sunday, pussy on a monday, pussy in a sandwich, i'm talkin' pussy language... pussy when i dream, i'm scorin' pussy for the team so listen to my pussy theme coz...
9/24/2008 7:05:00 AM
pussy! pussy popsicle, pussy cone, pussy on a stick... give me that pussy popsicle to lickkkkkkkkkk. pussy is real sick, yo.
9/24/2008 6:46:00 AM
...............popsicles. PUSSY AND PENIS POPSICLES FTW! i'm so excited right now. it's ridiculous. :D:D:D:DDDDDDDDD
9/23/2008 2:19:00 AM
i want to stalk you but not leave comments so it freaks you out. why won't you let me do that you freakin' ass. :( :) <3 P.S. pussy popsicles are going on sale soon. GET READY FOR IT! CHYEAHHHH.
9/20/2008 9:40:00 AM
Shame it was him, I bet you would have welcomed a few draiads into your bedroom.
9/20/2008 9:29:00 AM
You are aware that you are what is commonly referred to as an adonis, aren't you?
*growls*
9/18/2008 10:12:00 AM
you have her aids? im glad because i was about to send her back to whore island
9/18/2008 9:53:00 AM
now thats...the way the cookie crumbles...and you'll never be a free man...my work here is done...
9/18/2008 9:40:00 AM
like eating my own vomit? yeah every 2 monday of the month i have it for breakfast
9/18/2008 9:36:00 AM
that line alone makes me want to throw up and then possibly eat what i just regurgitated
9/18/2008 9:22:00 AM
i usually like men with balls that can speak for themselves...tell your friend i want nothing to do with him.
8/14/2008 8:53:00 AM
attractive and seemingly intelligent... almost unheard of. :)
favorite poet?
7/31/2008 6:36:00 PM
deal. i'll be able to fit it all in pretty quickly though. you're going to be shocked! :O
7/28/2008 5:21:00 PM
What I want is pretty simple. I just want someone that loves me for me, is loyal, and wants to get married and have kids some day. I don't think that's too much to ask.
7/28/2008 4:32:00 PM
Awe, I'm glad to hear that things are finally going well! :)
Yeah... we're in two different places in our lives. What I liked when I was 16 is a lot different from what I want at the age of 20.
7/28/2008 11:35:00 AM
My love life is pretty much on the back burner. haha How's yours holding up? :P
7/23/2008 7:17:00 AM
P.P.S. on second thoughts, don't answer that you masochistic motherpooper.
7/23/2008 7:12:00 AM
so here's your ment, i hope you like it. if you don't, i will force you to watch pins going into eyes and i won't feel the slightest bit guilty. :) you ungrateful son of a beluga. P.S. am i a sadist?
7/21/2008 9:31:00 AM
you're online and i'm just about to leave for work. wonderful. :( oh hey, look at our ratings, we're both #169. it must be fate. i'm all warm and fuzzy and getting slightly textually excited. <3
7/21/2008 8:35:00 AM
no Saddam, i didn't. i did get the weapons of mass depravity though. they are disgustingly depraved. i love them. :D we need to arrange a meeting to discuss how we're going to use them. call me honey.
7/20/2008 7:57:00 PM
karma sutra oil is overrated. butter always does the trick so get over here and i'll show you some buttery magic. ;)
7/20/2008 7:16:00 PM
actually we're on #8 i think. who knows, i can't count for sh... NOT GOING TO SAY IT. ninethly, i <3 u 2 and tenthly we don't need glycerine; butter works wonders as both already know. ;) YESSSSSSSSS!
7/20/2008 6:32:00 PM
first of all, i OWN you so technically i OWN the poo lice too. secondly, i digust myself too but we both know you secretly love it. and third, there was no denial when i textually climaxed earlier...
7/20/2008 6:16:00 PM
unless you retract that statement i am going to have to call the poo lice and they have a reputation of treating suspects real shitty. you have five minutes exactly. GO!
7/13/2008 7:26:00 PM
aww.. shes feels the same man i know it.. theres no way she's not missing you right now
7/13/2008 7:22:00 PM
*clears throat* ahem. drum roll... 3, 2, 1. this comment is nice. :)
7/13/2008 5:04:00 PM
oh and P.S. i approved a comment so that it would interrupt your comments (seeing as mine were so rudely interrupted) just to spite you. i am a bad person. har har. :P
7/13/2008 5:02:00 PM
...my mom that it was me who wrote all the obscene messages on her bedroom wall not the cat who at the time, i cled was possessed by the evil spirit of her great aunt mildred. :D i feel high. x_X
7/13/2008 4:58:00 PM
i'm leaving you a beep message back. OMG someone interrupted my long ass string of comments! F*$ *beeeeeeeep* YOU elyk!!!!!!!!!!11111oneoneone111!1!1! i am totally pissed. :) oh and you can tell...
7/13/2008 5:32:00 AM
oh damn i'm sorry. im sure she misses you man you're so nice and hot =)
7/12/2008 8:09:00 PM
yeah i know how that is man.. did you just break up with your girl or something? or have you been single for a while?
7/12/2008 7:10:00 PM
how about 'your mothers sweet alcohol aroma' by elyk ft. ycul? i heard it's awesome. :D and your dog is um... dead. he died of a herpes cream overdose, such a tragedy. *sigh* :(
7/12/2008 6:53:00 PM
can we continue? can we can we can we? :) if not, i'll just pay the carolers to sing me their beautiful version of 'suck it or not' by cam'ron. i'm looking forward to it already.
7/12/2008 6:50:00 PM
i don't like your sultry winkie... i LOVE your sultrly winkie and it loves me too. ^_~ <3 yay. okay so i have a confession, i was actually enjoying talking about your mom, orgasms and herpes cream.
7/12/2008 6:42:00 PM
i liked that song. it moved me on a deep level. :) p.s. i also find it rather disturbing that i'm talking about your mother and herpes cream in the same sentence. *shudder*
7/12/2008 6:40:00 PM
oh yeah, i remember the christmas herpes stocking cream incident. i thought we promised we would never mention it again though. :( the carolers also sang gettin' some head by dj drama and lil wayne...
7/12/2008 6:27:00 PM
p.s. i feel like we're having two different conversations; one about your mother and one about orgasms and i find that quite disturbing. :)
7/12/2008 6:25:00 PM
are you sure? i only counted 7. you must have combined our total ORGASM-ness score? hmm, who knows. and no, i'm not tired yet. i'm young and full of....................................energy. ;)
7/12/2008 6:18:00 PM
it looks like me? are you serious? wow, thanks a bunch elyk. ^_~ i'm not a stoner but i am defying your mother. do you remember what happened last time i defied her... shiiiiiiiiiittttttttttt! :O
7/12/2008 6:08:00 PM
a stoner on the brink of an ORGASM. (because i couldn't fit ORGASM in!) notice the double ORGASM again. oh now triple. i'm going for multiple ORGASM's here. :D haha.
7/12/2008 6:06:00 PM
okay you pretty much lost me when you started talking ketchup and filet minon. i get the part about your magic hands though, obviously. :P and how is ^_~ a winky face? it looks more like a stoner...
7/12/2008 5:49:00 PM
i know! omggggggg i said the word ORGASM. i fear the world is going to come to an abrupt end. :( i'm cut off? why? just because i said the word ORGASM? wow. okay. FUH Q. ;)
7/12/2008 5:35:00 PM
oh yeah, i felt it. it felt a little similar to an orgasm, only better. :D lmao.
7/12/2008 10:19:00 AM
you're welcome man.. everything is good man.. a lot better for me now. how about you?
6/25/2008 4:31:00 PM
actually he's out in two days and i am so ready for him, in every possible way haha. ew? :/ anyway i'm glad you (initially) worked it out and i hope things are okay now? if you ever wanna talk... :)
6/25/2008 8:13:00 AM
it's always noslen! i'm gonna kick his little yellow butt after they release him from prison. :) you're welcome for last night, i hope you managed to sort things out. *nudge* if not, you suck. :p
6/24/2008 11:18:00 PM
Only 'cause u're a GUY. They don't get downrated near as much as the girls. :P U are quite sexy though. ;) haha
6/24/2008 4:50:00 PM
'ello you! i'm still waiting for my army of yellow love machines... you know how impatient i get so huuurrrrryyyy. :)
6/20/2008 2:07:00 PM
Of course u let me win... u love me! ;) Or u at least love my booty. haha Arrr
6/20/2008 1:10:00 PM
U're right... how foolish of me. A truck driver... why didn't I think of that?!
6/19/2008 9:40:00 PM
True... but Batman's rich. He can afford all that cool stuff. As opposed to Superman that has a normal job. haha
6/19/2008 9:18:00 PM
Naw, he's not evil... he just has no fashion sense. Which is almost as bad. :P
6/19/2008 12:55:00 PM
Hmm.... yeah, u mean like running around the house! I get your drift! ;) haha
6/18/2008 11:35:00 PM
I've been alright. I'm trying to change my sleeping pattern. haha It hasn't worked so far. :P
6/18/2008 11:16:00 PM
Hey qt. :) How the heck did u get on without me these past two days?! lol ;)
6/17/2008 3:00:00 PM
Don't worry... I'll pay my debt. :P I had a good time too. :) I'm not going to be on tonight though... it's "Family Fun Night". U'll have to eat your turkey sandwiches alone. haha
6/15/2008 10:32:00 AM
hey thanks champ gotcha back...wow ur a stunner!!!
anyways stay safe xxx
6/14/2008 9:58:00 PM
...anyway i just got your message so i'm gonna reply to that now. goodnight mr. elyk, have fun passing out. :) damn liquor/Illuminati! i'll get them back for this. anywhooo yeah, nighty night hun. xx
6/14/2008 9:53:00 PM
they have lucy buttons?! that's really cool and i'm glad you like them. :) oohh don't try and 1 up me because you'll definitely... win. who knows actually, i'm always ready for a challenge. :p anyw..
6/14/2008 9:30:00 PM
whatever. i'm illegible, illogical, and non-sensical ten times out of ten so there. and i really love the copy and paste buttons! :) lol.
6/14/2008 9:23:00 PM
...stop having two completely different conversations simultaneously, it's very confusing. ooohh check out my big word usage; now i don't feel stupid anymore. ;p
6/14/2008 9:20:00 PM
if your comments are mine for the taking then i'll gladly take them all, thanks elyk! ;) i didn't know the 69 was there 'til you told me, i wonder if it can be surgically removed? we really need to st
6/14/2008 9:17:00 PM
ponder the significance of which one?! there's so many! lol. i have an idea but i'm probably wrong. okay now i feel incredibly stupid. :) hah.
6/14/2008 9:02:00 PM
haha yeah, it's my age in human years. and seeing as i'm an alien, i don't really know what it means anyway. i know it's sexual but i'm none the wiser. *shrug* ;) hey look, i've taken over your comm..
6/14/2008 8:44:00 PM
...watching movies. :) oh and yes, it is sexual but i didn't put it there! it must've been noslen, i'll have to have a quiet word with him about his obsession with all things sexual. d'you believe me?
6/14/2008 8:41:00 PM
aww lol, a big kid at the fair winning super cool surfboard keychains... how cute. :p mine is good so far thanks, i went to a party last night and stayed up 'til unearthly (alien reference) hours wa..
6/14/2008 8:13:00 PM
lol no i didn't realize that but thanks for pointing it out! ;) gosh, i wonder where it came from. i certainly didn't put a sexual position in my username. who would do that huh?
6/14/2008 8:09:00 PM
yep, three days too long! umm, i mean... well done you, three days is wonderful, i'm so proud of you. ;) now you just have to keep it up... haha. yeah, i'm going to shut up now. ;p having a good wknd?
6/14/2008 6:41:00 PM
okay i'll just have to leave another comment then! *mumble* :p i think you'll find it's actually you who smells strange and ominous so sshhh. i do, however, like your strangeness and ominous-ness. :)
6/14/2008 6:35:00 PM
oh come on elyk, we've been over this. you know that the locking mechanism is totally necessary. maybe if you behaved yourself it wouldn't be but you don't so. ;) not enough space, argh...!
6/12/2008 8:43:00 PM
of course i want a reconciliation! and for the record, i meant bring the dog AND yourself back so hurry up about it. ;) what are the seven thangs that make it rang? eh? oh wait, i think i've got it.
6/12/2008 6:22:00 PM
i accepted your request (that could be interpreted in many different ways lol, ah...) ages ago! bring the dog back and i will reconsider, something boy. miss u 2. :)
6/11/2008 9:02:00 PM
oh hey elyk, you're alive. :o and yes noslen does still live with me, we're like two peas in a pods, we go together like peas and carrots and... some other stuff to do with peas. :) how are you?
6/11/2008 5:36:00 PM
your dog is fine, he misses you though. you'd better not come over before 7am or i'll be pissed and we really don't want that do we. ;) so if you turn up here before 7, noslen will pay the price...
6/10/2008 8:03:00 PM
he hates me. excuse me while i go curl up in a corner. ;) if i push his comment off your profile again he's gonna hate me even more. the dark corner awaits...
6/9/2008 9:52:00 PM
oh me too! sending lots of comments is a surprisingly tiring process, right? :p anyway goodnight and sweet dreams, it's been a blast. :) maybe catch you around some time. <3
6/9/2008 9:43:00 PM
i wish we could leave longer comments simply because i tend to ramble lol. i know you aren't cheating silly, i was messing. :p masses of jellybean rings sounds awesome so you'd better get to it!
6/9/2008 9:28:00 PM
mass produce them? why? are you thinking of giving them to other people?! omg, you are cheating on me with pink fake boob lego lady aren't you. i knew it. whatever, noslen and i are going to elope. :)
6/9/2008 9:16:00 PM
yes please, french dip is good. :) we have hardly any food here lol, it sucks. if you gave me that jellybean ring right now, i'd probably just eat it. you'd have to get me another one. ;p
6/9/2008 9:08:00 PM
haha you so did! yeah they're definitely fake. too big, too round, too plastic, literally. i did notice his smile but i think it's cute lol. did you notice the rose she has for her man? awww. :)
6/9/2008 9:02:00 PM
nope i'm slacking! i think i need to eat, my brain is kind of fried. i need an energy boost. you've worn me out! lol. :p
6/9/2008 8:59:00 PM
ah maybe i should've taken credit for it! ;) but yeah, i thought it was pretty cool that they have the same hair colors as us lol. did you see lego lady's little pink boobs? i'm sure you must have. ;p
6/9/2008 8:54:00 PM
you're only saying i'm cute because it's nicer than saying i'm sloooow. ;)
6/9/2008 8:50:00 PM
okay go to google and type in "lego family", you'll be surprised by how many of us there are! none of the other families are as cute as our little brood though lol. ;)
6/9/2008 8:45:00 PM
how many conversations are we having right now? i'm confuuuuuuuused lol. slow down elyk, i can't keep up with you. :p
6/9/2008 8:39:00 PM
lol i can tell you if you want but you'll probably be kinda disappointed because it's boring and unimaginative. and who are you kidding, you're ALWAYS nice. ;p
6/9/2008 8:37:00 PM
oh well, you can make it up to me with my pretty plastic ring of multi-colored jellybeans. i'm so excited. :D haha.
6/9/2008 8:36:00 PM
oh yeah, that was the pillaging trip you said you'd take me on but decided against because you said you and noslen wanted some "alone time." i was upset. :(
6/9/2008 8:24:00 PM
oh yeah, i need to have a yellow one in there somewhere. can i have two center beans then? a yellow one and a purple one? are you feeling generous something boy? ;)
6/9/2008 8:06:00 PM
that's for me to know and you never to find out; unless you're superrrrr nice to me of course. :p
6/9/2008 8:04:00 PM
i've decided 18 carrot plastic isn't enough, i want at least 21 carrots. oh and i want some of it made out of jellybeans. red ones. :)
6/9/2008 7:59:00 PM
haha touche! look at this, you, me and our lego baby ycul junior in a few years time. http://www.stmaddox.net/images/lego_family.gif
aren't we cute? :) haha.
6/9/2008 7:50:00 PM
aww an 18 carrot plastic ring is just what i've always wanted! you sure know how to make a girl feel special. i will wear it with pride. <3
6/9/2008 7:46:00 PM
if you and noslen reproduced i'm thinking you'd create some pretty hot (and maybe slightly strange) offspring. ;) p.s. are you trying to take over my profile too? :o
6/9/2008 7:35:00 PM
i officially own all of your comments and photo comments. i'm honored. :)
6/9/2008 7:30:00 PM
my name backwards sucks. :( yours however, doesn't. when noslen and i reproduce i'm going to call our first born elyk. oh and being cool doesn't mean having a fetish for lego men so i'm not cool. :p
6/9/2008 7:15:00 PM
a carp is a fish. so he called you a fish... interesting. ;) and since when is he called nelson? i've already named him noslen ycul elyk. go figure. :p
he is sleeping on the couch tonight after that.
6/9/2008 6:58:00 PM
oh ew. that came out slightly wrong lol. he knows what i meant anyway. ;p
6/9/2008 6:58:00 PM
let him hit? let him hit what exactly? if he's talking about what i think he's talking about then you can tell him pirate or no pirate, he's a perve and just like the rest of them; yellow and hard.
6/9/2008 6:42:00 PM
it kind of made me tingle but lego man makes me tingle even more. tell him i think he's a total babe too. oh and give him some love love love love looooverly lovingly lufferly looooOOooove from me! ;)
6/4/2008 9:13:00 PM
i can't reply to your message because i keep getting a "Runtime Error" thing. :(
