INTERESTS   

playing_pool, mini_golf, bowling, walking_around_the_forks, aimlessly_wandering, calling pople drunk and singing to them, camping, hanging_out, singing atrociously to words scrolling on a scree, having a few drinks with friends, talking_about_life, reading, writing, drawing, anywhere_that_serves_alcohol, hanging out with my rats, playing_video_games, music, chilling, frivol_times, ludi_doo, drinking,

MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   

I'm fucking epic (understatement). Just seriously.. awesome. Haha. Shit I do to pass the time: dying my hair, hanging out with friends, playing pool, mini golf, bowling, lessly wandering, random freak outs, dance parties, texting, camping, watching movies, singing atrociously to words scrolling on a screen, getting hammered and stripping, talking about life, reading, taking pictures, poking a bit of smot every now and then, working, eating, writing, drawing, fiddeling around with my make up, playing video games and tending to my posse of rats.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?

honestly, blow it on a bunch of ridiculously stupid shit and wonder where the fuck it all went later. I feels like a princess today and everyday, so I wears my tiara (tiera.. whatever..) I wears it on me head and I wears it beautiously

NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN A PARTNER

As most might have guessed, I'm not quite normal. I'm pretty much a mess of random and weird and most days a walking fashion disaster. Friend: What the hell is this? Me: Oh that's just me sock basket... Friend: What the fuck did you do to it? Me: Uhm.. that's just what happens to a sock basket over time...

WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?

I SAW A SQUIRREL!! IT WAS DOING LIKE THIS... *proceed to quance* (Quance: see Urban Dictionary for definition)

FAVOURITE QUOTE

My head feels like a cotton swab, touch me, I'm precious. I learned something new recently... I thought everyone kept animal snouts, tieras (tiaras, whatever), wands, pirate doo rags, bubbles, rubix cubes, weird sun glasses and other assorted thing-a-ma-jigs in their pouuches (and by pouuche I mean ootie and by ootie I mean that place where wallets and such are kept.. purse! that's the word...) buuuut apparently not everyone keeps whatcha-ma-callits in there pouuche! so it's.. not normal...? News to me!

FINAL WORDS

I believe sweat pants are perfectly acceptable attire for almost all occasions and I reall believe brushing my teeth will solve most, if not all problems, especially hangovers. A bucket full of rainbows for everyonnnnnne! Rainbows made of life savers, the colorful fruit kind! taste the fruity rainbow! smiles, hugs and lovles(?) for all! Lastly... BUMBLE BEE TUNA BETCHES.