INTERESTS   

Your mom my mom zombies paper bags soap spaghetti, sledding, kerfuffling, catching_shoplifters, eating, getting_morbidly_obese, puking, watching the cat eat the puke, making appointments I know I cant make, salad_dressing, did I mention your mom,

MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   

I make people cry and I'm an asshole. Other than that, I like to paint and read and write vulgar poetry and play strange musical instruments like the kazoo and sing sappy 80s songs and dance. Though I don't dance very much anymore. It seems as if ballet and jazz is a dying form, now that acrobatics have made their appearance. I have many stalkers. And to be quite frank, I do not mind them at all. My stalkers are actually relatively sane and normal people who take me up as a passtime whenever they get the chance since I apparently am supposed to be interesting and such.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?

the obvious answer is that I would spend it. On what? I do not know. Perhaps education, a house, or maybe hookers.

NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN A PARTNER

I don't look for partners at all. I come across them by chance.

WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?

My goal in life is to beat chess master over and over again until he overheats and crumples up.

FAVOURITE QUOTE

"tomkat:SURPRISE HUG!! kyle:oh its tomkat thought u were some lunatic who's gonna surprise rape me!!"

FINAL WORDS

I hate shopping, I hate clubbing. I always have these strange dreams where I am walking along muddy waters in some third world country. I hate candles, and I hate incense. I do love organic soap. One day I will make my own soap and sell it around my neighborhood until I become known as the soap lady.