house_music, books, nature, unusual_food, adrenaline, competing_with_men, Comedy_Shows, noel_fielding, simon_amstell, Corona,
being anti-social, singing at the top of my lungs when cleaning, dancing like no one's watching, psycho-profiling people, acting like a boy, writing passive aggressive notes to strangers i'll never get to meet such as people who park like complete douchebags!
invest in gas chambers to decontaminate the gene pool (from STUPIDITY). no, but probably i'd buy properties and live off the rent. simples!
dominant, big brain, novelty, a challenge, entertainment, ambition & drive, stability, mastery of sarcasm, imperfection, knows how to spell, a man who's metrosexual (shaves pubes and pits) but DOESN'T PLUCK HIS EYEBROWS (unless he's got a monobrow) or has a jersey shore haircut, eek! someone who can tolerate my duck-facing in every photo. also, a lean fit natural physique, steroid-inflated bodies turn me right off! p.s. i'll never date someone who isn't open-minded. because all my friends are gay, that t-shirt is a piss-take! btw i have a thing for accents, south african, australian, louisiana or irish are mega sexy!
to discover what my future goal is. to somehow get enlightened on the matter of how not to be such an emotionless plank of wood. that's a chunky-ass goal, that
"i often like quoting myself. it adds spice to my conversation" GBS
I DON'T CARE ABOUT STUPID RATING WARS SO DON'T EXPECT TO WRANGLE A VOTE OUT OF ME! i'm not interested in desperate sex talk AND I DON'T WANNA SEE OR HEAR ABOUT YOUR COCK! neither am i interested in underage boys or guys my age. LONDON,UK MEANS FUCKIN GMT TIME! and if you're self-conscious enough to get offended by what i say - don't expect me to ever be interested. now get outta my way - I'M FABULOUS!
SckRse's recent status updates
get a reality check! i take care of my appearance, inspect yourself closely then be honest about whether you should spare yourself the shame
"try to buy clothes in your size sistah... You aren't an XS... More like a Large from what I see..." hahaha courtesy of Darlok,too funny
haha what a sore and bitter loser you are karl, just cause i can't be arsed with you. low life
i strongly advise you to read my profile, otherwise you're most likely firing blanks because i've clearly said what i like and dislike!
damn i feel and look rough! lol
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