INTERESTS   

MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   

Working, beer drinking, encouraging children to fight one another, laughing, laughing when people fall, laughing even after they get up and give me a dirty look, sitting in my boss's comfy chair when he's not in the office, cutting assholes off on the freeway, cuddling only when it's convenient for me, binging and purging, clearing the glass room as 1st man in, being late, UFC, Twins Games even though they suck (I just get drunk anyway), making awkward situations worse, staring contests, starting fires, showering, tree climbing, speeding, sex in public, sucker punching and crocheting.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?

Give congress a buck and tell em that's to repay them for all they've done for me. Then buy a house, a fast car and my own strip club.

NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX

Funny, witty, intelligent, charming, chivalrous (I know I'm asking too much but whatever...), likes cars and heavy metal, strong arms and soft eyes, adventurous, likes to talk... Yeah I'm really just looking for an imaginary boyfriend.

WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?

to fly Apaches in war.

FAVOURITE QUOTE

Shut your mouth before I fuck it...

FINAL WORDS

Ok... Now here's where I get serious. PLEASE do not message me to tell me that you want to suck my feet. I throw up in mouth when people say that. I DO NOT want to send you nude pics. I have no real interest in keeping in touch with you if you live more than an hour away from me. I don't want pictures of your dick. I'd rather not tell you where I've had sex in public so quit fucking asking. I don't have a webcam and even if I did I wouldn't use it to entertain creeps like I've met on this site and lastly, PLEEEEAAAASSSSE!!! IF I DON'T ANSWER YOU BACK AFTER YOU SAY SOMETHING VULGAR TO SATISFY YOUR OWN SEXUAL FANTASIES IT'S NOT BECAUSE I DIDN'T GET YOUR MESSAGES, IT'S PLAIN AND SIMPLE, I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU!!!!!!!!!