Sarcasticness is sexy to me... if you can have a humerous banter with me... well be good friends.!Good music, My band Good friends, Videogames, Good Italian Cooking!, Soccer, Tattoos, Piercings, Alcohol, Singing, Playing Guitar, Soccer, Hiking, Fishing, Camping, Working Out, Will Ferrell Movies.
I would.... Move to Italy. And buy the Chicago Bears!
Intelligence, Good sense of humor, I have to be able to kick your ass in some video games, Nice smile, Nice eyes, Musically inclined is a good thing!, PLEASE HAVE HAIR!, Good body,Tattoos are sexyy,A vast knowledge of Spongebob Squarepants trivia, Does not enjoy beastiality of any kind, Motivated, Has a job, Not looking for a fling, Witty, Charming.
Eventually get my PHD. To be the hottst girl on this site while still keeping my dignity.. im not gonna be like most girls on here i like being hot without being half naked and showing my ass and titties for the world to see. : ) So if you like a natural beauty... I/M me : )
Aint got a care in the world but got plenty of beer.
Girls.... Don't send me messages telling me that you look better than i do or whatever to make yourself feel better, i don't give a fuck what you think... as you can see... it says straight.. means i like the penis..Please no men that are old enough to be grandfather, and no persons with an education/maturity limit of middle school. Thanks and also don't be a pervey McPerve Face, no girl wants to talk to a creepy pervert. And no i do not wanna see your penis nor do i wanna show you my titties. So just use your common sense and be yourself and we'll get along awesomely.
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Ayy. Money ain't a problem, yeah your a goon, but what's a goon to a goblin? : D
Breathe it in and breathe it out and pass it on its almost out. Were so creative so much more, were high above but on the floor.
i want to get away... I wanna fly away..
I'm worse at what, i do best, and for this gift i feel blessed. Our little group has always been, and always will until the end.
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