INTERESTS   

so_merm, Haute_Couture_vladimir, self_mutilation, pills, crunk, hip_hip_hooraysian, dc, Mermaids, costumes, mixed_drinks, Shoe_shopping, cats, arbormist_sexy_time, lunchables, snacks,

MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   

im so merm, i love vodka, i do not eat during weekdays, i like perfect boys,i love edamame,i like rain, im a juicy girl down to my panties, i do not like fat people who try to be like me, i love the beach, i hate getting out of bed with passion, i fucking hate sunlight, and people who part their hair in the middle, i love the smell of comet,i'll fin slap you i'm the MERMAiD, i do not like you.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?

you know like when the mexicans are like ¨JAJAJA¨i gotta go i'm at the club their bumping the megamix.weezy f. baby, the mothafuckin' carter; bitches on my stick, but my name ain't harry potter

NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX

este guau."how come we can't ever have just like a salad" -juan pablo, nacho libre i got 99 problems, and they all bitches

WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?

become rich and famous and ride in a limo to go shopping everywhere with paparazzi and an oily bohunk kissing my feet and feeding me godiva chocolate dipped strawberries.

FAVOURITE QUOTE

"If I had killed somebody, it wouldn’t have had so much appeal to the press, you see? But… fucking, you see, and the young girls. Judges want to fuck young girls. Juries want to fuck young girls. Everyone wants to fuck young girls!” -Roman Polanski

FINAL WORDS

1 cupcake= 38 minutes of trampoline