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RATING
9.602
(Top 99.8%)
VOTES
806
CITY
STATE
COUNTRY
United States
AGE/SEX
18 / Female / Straight
HEIGHT
5'3"   (161 cm)
STATUS
Single
SMOKE / DRINK
No / No
MEMBER SINCE
5/17/2010
PROFILE ->   Hi I'm carpediembaby                         # 136 Hottest Girl
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carpediembaby


Interests and Questions
MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   

My name is Atom. I like going for long pointless drives in the country, having ink permanently put in my skin via needles, pizza by the slice, cold sand between my toes, falling in love with a random tv show and watching all the seasons back to back, randomly imitating Gir, making t-rex noises while walking, singing the pokemon theme song, sliding on wood floors in socks, giving people flowers from their own yard, playing air guitar in line, dropping the f bomb, shooting lasers out of my eyes, faking an english accent, rocking with fat bottomed girls, killing mosquitoes in mid air, looking through couch cushions for change, making fart noises, and dancing around in my underwear. /// Message me if you find a need to.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?

Rawr... I'd cure cancer, buy unicorns for little orphan girls, and lots of other random do-goody things that could never be done with a mere million bucks.
NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX

All anyone does is pick and choose qualities they love from each of their partners and just wait to find someone who fits the majority of those..... So I don't know,, but it's whatever. blablabla
WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?

Turn into a mermaid. Move to a cute little house on Mars. Kill a redshirt via my eye lasers. Become a jedi master. Obtain the pick of destiny. -- But fail in these misguided attempts, and happily marry someone really good at guitar so I can just sit and listen to him play.
FAVOURITE QUOTE

Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it. ~ Hitler --- Because I do it with one small ship, I am called a terrorist. You do it with a whole fleet and are called an emperor. ~ A Pirate from City of God
FINAL WORDS

""I am a wicked tease and torturer of souls but it's what I do. If I know there is an attraction toward me I can tease the hell out of the person, only to consummate the passion with the man who shares my bed."" -- No there is no man currently sharing my bed :P

carpediembaby's recent status updates

She don't play nice, she makes me beg... Your body's lighting up the room, I want a naughty girl like you...

Today

Stop staring, you're the reason I feel so unhappy all the time.

Yesterday

And I bet we could build a home... but I know the right thing for me to do is to leave you alone.

Yesterday

Just had to ask :P ---- You float like a feather, in a beautiful world. I wish I was special, you're so fucking special.

This week

Khan!! KHAN!!!!!!!

This week
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Comments
bigtim8
Says on: 9/2/2010 2:24:00 PM
She wraps those hands around that pole, She licks those lips and off we go, she takes it off nice n slow................
lucapazzo91
Says on: 9/1/2010 3:01:00 AM
Lovely
skater4024
Says on: 8/27/2010 9:07:00 PM
you are amazingly sexy i really want to get to know you
nymphosoldier
Says on: 8/25/2010 8:08:00 AM
Ahhh a fellow Airman, well nice to see some other AF people on here. I'm guessing you haven't been in long since you're 18. What's your AFSC?
Hnic4life
Says on: 8/25/2010 6:10:00 AM
tech school is over silly
nymphosoldier
Says on: 8/24/2010 11:54:00 PM
Haha true but you see, we are all Soldiers. We all fight the same fight, but we all do it in a different way.
Hnic4life
Says on: 8/24/2010 8:37:00 PM
how many days left now?