flying, short lines at grocery stores, girls_without_fuzzy_faces, political_incorrectness, texas, skydiving, insured_drivers, Dry_Humor, philosophy, dinosaurs, steak, doo_whop,
stand up comedy, skydiving, making sense of things, aviation, not sounding like a chucklehead by saying "sup hawtie", "whut it do", "hey gurl", "dayyyum", or similar degenerate garble
tie dollar bills on strings and go bum fishing in down town. and then of course pay them for the entertainment; im a fair man.
no missing or extra parts, laughs at my jokes, likes to wrestle, can help me with my german and russian
raise an orangutan to be my sidekick. find a decent lady. find a decent lady that doesnt get jealous of me having an orangutan for a sidekick.
walk it off, its just a broken leg.
in spite of my cynicism, i really try to be a decent and classy fellow. im not a perv or greasy bottom feeder. i believe in virtue, although mamby pamby political correctness isnt one of them. i will return all rates, messages, and comments in kind. feel free to ask for my fb if you want to get further acquainted and dont have facial hair.
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Kik me.. Shasmit
Does anyone still use this thing?
im as advertised, hope you are as well..feel free to skype me
heading to FL for the week, watch out old people.
skype me so i can see youre not some fat guy pretending to be a lady.
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