I believe in love at first sight, it even has a name, its_called_LUST,
All through elementary school, my report cards always said, I wasn't living up to my full potential. Well, the jokes on them, because that really was as good as I was ever going to get.
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my girlfriend did.
According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is that they're a bunch of liars.
As a young child my mom told me I could be anybody I wanted to be. Turns out the police call it Identity Theft.
I bought condoms at the store & the cashier asked if I needed a bag. I replied "No, she isn't that ugly!"
I tailgated a cop who pulled out of the doughnut shop so he'd know what it feels like when he follows me from the bars.
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You're the kind of woman that needs to be showed off.... For show & Tell.... In Psychology Class...... You Crazy Bitch!
Counting to 10 when someone pisses you off works much better if you're counting the punches you're throwing!
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Wanna know how I have money coming from United States AND Cananda. 10pm EST be on the call (712)432-0075; Pin 922197#
I'm pretty sure that if I'm shot through the heart and you're to blame, whether or not you give love a bad name, is the least of my concern!
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