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RATING
9.501
(Top 99.8%)
VOTES
1809
CITY
Up your bum... In SLC :)
STATE
COUNTRY
United States
AGE/SEX
64 / Female / Bi-Sexual
HEIGHT
5'4"   (163 cm)
STATUS
Undisclosed
SMOKE / DRINK
No / Yes
MEMBER SINCE
11/28/2010
PROFILE ->   Hi I'm AshLikesHash                         # 96 Hottest Girl
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AshLikesHash


Interests and Questions
MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   

Getting raped by ghosts.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?

Stupid fucking question. Moving on....
NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN A PARTNER

Eccentricity, free thinking, integrity and humbleness. Very sensual. Can truly rock my world. Polyamorous. Likes watching me with other people. I'm extremely deep and spiritual, so its nice to have someone compliment that but I don't care.
WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?

To be free. In. Time..... Belly/fire dancing. Female fantasy/bondage/bdsm porn producing. A life coaching business. Write inspirational books. Complete a TEN acre art project. Get gang banged for the first time. Fight for bug rights (bugs are people too!). Sell stained glass houses around the world with my buddy. Become vegan again. :P Surpass the 'Llama haha... My five year plan... I'm like half way there in all of these. Very attainable things. :P Gonna live in a villa soon too, most likely. Woo hoooo..
FAVOURITE QUOTE

Can you feel that?! I'm mind fuckin you right nooooww....
FINAL WORDS

Yeahhhh, okay :)

AshLikesHash's recent status updates

Whyyyyyy, America!???!!! Hahaha ;)

This month

Ya gotta be kidding meee!!!

In the end, aren't we all just another lonesome slut on this Earth, just trying to get by within the crowd?? ='P

In the end, aren't we all just another lonesome slut on this Earth, just trying to get by within the crowd?? ='P

Here. Take a piece of me. Let it expand and evolve. Return the favor, damn it.

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Comments
Davis024
Says on: 4/16/2015 10:53:00 PM
I luv what I see and like what I read! Got my 10 all day, every night!
mr_beefy069
Says on: 10/22/2013 11:29:00 PM
this girl is amazing and one hell of a painter too. very sexy girl!!
SeekingNirvana
Says on: 9/15/2012 6:25:00 PM
hey Ash i'm glad you commented me :) it gave me the chance to read your profile, and my profile is very brief but we share a lot of commonalities :D this comment box is too small! holler we can txt :)
RideaCowboy
Says on: 7/8/2012 11:39:00 AM
your status just sounds like an eloquent, poetic way of saying "puff puff pass mother fucker"
TheTurdBurgular
Says on: 3/21/2012 1:11:00 AM
10 for obvious reasons, yet it's not for your good looks. It's that you're actually intelligent unlike most of the people on here let alone the world. However, you are rather attractive, so a 10 it is
dakinechuck
Says on: 12/21/2011 11:41:00 AM
you are so gorgeous. Your interests and future goals make you an 11. I love how you wanna be a weed smoking paralegal and open up a nudist colony. I will be one of your followers for sure. <3
AnimAce
Says on: 11/29/2011 2:15:00 PM
sorry i don´t have the belly for you to rest your head on babe...other than that i fit what you like in a man. 10 for you!