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RATING
9.550
(Top 99.0%)
VOTES
1608
CITY
STATE
COUNTRY
United States
AGE/SEX
26 / Female / Bi-Sexual
HEIGHT
5'3"   (161 cm)
STATUS
Casually Dating
SMOKE / DRINK
No / Yes
MEMBER SINCE
11/28/2010
PROFILE ->   Hi I'm AshLikesHash                         # 802 Hottest Girl
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AshLikesHash


Interests and Questions
MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   

God. Weed. Art. Music. Billiards. Making Someone Special Eat My Cookie. Math. Belly Dancing. Cosmology. Astronomy. History. Politics. Bondage. Philosophy. BEING FREE. Pain for pleasure ;) Science. Reading (non-fiction). Making People Feel Good About Themselves. Winning pool tournaments because I'm a freak of nature in that way. Writing. Singing. Nymphomania. Nudism (it's no big deal bitches). Getting raped by a ghost. =D
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?

Be like 'how the fuck did this happen?' I thought I was poor today... It's time for LaW SkOoL!!!! After, I help some bums first!
NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN A PARTNER

Integrity. Out-of-the-way respectful. Wise. Honest [I won't even tell a white lie, I expect the same]. Sensual Intelligence; of a soul engulfed by though and touch focused Universally. Smiles. Someone much Smarter than me would be refreshing; I'm always having to lead the conversion through teaching. Eccentric personality to meet mine. Free thinker. Spiritual. Wild and mature. If you're a lady. Big ass with lil' perky nips. I like girly tomboys too. And then... Buff with a lil' fluff if you're a guy. I like my men with a belly that I can rest my head on. You can rest on my tits.
WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?

Study philosophy, comparative religion and philosophy. I want to write books that will ignite humankind to step away from 3 demensional thinking and share all I have.
FAVOURITE QUOTE

Does smoking weed count as a sport? If so, I'm in great shape [I'm having too much fun to exercise much!]. "Smoke Weed Everyday." God loves it when you do. ;) "Eat My Shorts... Better yet, eat my Cookie!" Lmao =P
FINAL WORDS

Every minute is 4:20. I have much more to give than sexy pics. Being pretty is boring without a brain... Compliment are annoying, but I respect your flattery. I'm on here because, well, to show how brainy and creative woman can be a kind of sexy that seems to spark senses of the spirit. An intellectual intrigue of sensual sorts, makes me hot. If you're cool enough to actually read everything, thanks, & you should know that I rarely check messages on RMB, since they're all the same & commonly do not poses any uniqueness. If you actually are genuinely curious in discovering a feel of my essence, comment something smart, doll.

AshLikesHash's recent status updates

Here. Take a piece of me. Let it expand and evolve. Return the favor, damn it.

Spirit. Not humanIty. I crave to hand out chunks of spirit to all.

Every time I get on here, I just click & click & click on tiny little photos to go check y'all out. That's really why I never check mail!!!

Once I had a chihuahua who ate (swollowed, is more like it) peanut butter faster than I could! Yum yum.

Where's my weeeeed?

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Comments
SeekingNirvana
Says on: 9/15/2012 6:25:00 PM
hey Ash i'm glad you commented me :) it gave me the chance to read your profile, and my profile is very brief but we share a lot of commonalities :D this comment box is too small! holler we can txt :)
RideaCowboy
Says on: 7/8/2012 11:39:00 AM
your status just sounds like an eloquent, poetic way of saying "puff puff pass mother fucker"
TheTurdBurgular
Says on: 3/21/2012 1:11:00 AM
10 for obvious reasons, yet it's not for your good looks. It's that you're actually intelligent unlike most of the people on here let alone the world. However, you are rather attractive, so a 10 it is
dakinechuck
Says on: 12/21/2011 11:41:00 AM
you are so gorgeous. Your interests and future goals make you an 11. I love how you wanna be a weed smoking paralegal and open up a nudist colony. I will be one of your followers for sure. <3
AnimAce
Says on: 11/29/2011 2:15:00 PM
sorry i don´t have the belly for you to rest your head on babe...other than that i fit what you like in a man. 10 for you!
dakinechuck
Says on: 11/27/2011 9:27:00 PM
Hat a uber hottie..e shmoke in Seattle yo.
Alexxanderr
Says on: 10/24/2011 1:35:00 AM
So.. you are the 666th hottest girl on here atm. Your middle name doesnt happen to be 'Satan' by any chance?