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Member Stats
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RATING
8.885
(Top 95.8%)
VOTES
602
CITY
STATE
COUNTRY
Canada
AGE/SEX
64 / Female / Straight
HEIGHT
5'7"   (171 cm)
STATUS
In a Serious Relationship
SMOKE / DRINK
No / No
MEMBER SINCE
5/6/2002
PROFILE ->   Hi I'm dork                         # 2911 Hottest Girl

dork


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Interests and Questions
MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   

growing my beard, picking out my earwax and rubbing it on the tips of my moustashe so I can look like a sweet, sweet pirate
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?

get electrolisis and then invest in Veet Epislstop.
NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX

webbed fingers, unibrow, shaved armpits and a winning personality
WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?

to be michael jackson. If that doesn't pan out, I'd like to become president.
FAVOURITE QUOTE

"never eat more than you can carry" miss piggy
FINAL WORDS

i dreamt about killing you again last night and felt alright to me

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BiggerDork
Says on: 7/22/2008 2:21:00 AM
add me to your friends slutface. And like hell your name is copyrighted. I'm the bigger dork...I mean biggerdork
BiggerDork
Says on: 7/19/2008 4:31:00 PM
I saw your thread this morning, but I couldn't get this acct approved in time to post in there That's the reason I made it, I guess I'll delete it now *poof* lol jk Oh and like hi and stuff, I think
twasbored
Says on: 7/8/2008 9:41:00 PM
Freindship, you know is a closed circle right? once you're inside, you're there for good. You're definitley part of my circle. And its that charm and caring nature that inspires me to be better.
Sexysacco
Says on: 7/8/2008 3:24:00 AM
Def A !0 !! = )
Perch
Says on: 7/7/2008 3:37:00 PM
Wow your legs have gotten real hairy from the last time I remember seeing them.
partial
Says on: 7/3/2008 1:57:00 PM
Danke! you are beautiful.
twasbored
Says on: 6/29/2008 8:54:00 AM
2994. 2994!!!! Thats your overal rating, and I say to myself: "that's the very definition of whats wrong with his place sometimes.