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5.541
VOTES
24
CITY
Stalk Yourself
STATE
COUNTRY
Azerbaijan
AGE/SEX
26 / Male / Straight
HEIGHT
5'10"   (178 cm)
STATUS
Undisclosed
SMOKE / DRINK
No / Yes
MEMBER SINCE
12/1/2002
PROFILE ->   Hi I'm biffwinnipeg

biffwinnipeg


Interests and Questions
INTERESTS   

snuggling, football, packers, soup, maps, explosions, puppies, pain, autumn, the modifiable areal unit problem, freebasing_cocaine_with_hookers, Nietzsche, bathing myself in myrrh and frankincense, sacrificing_virgins, wisconsin, lifting, sushi,
MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   

Narcotics. Drive-bys. Bunnies. Liftin'. Shootin'. Cookin'. Doggies. Blah.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?

Give most of it away, probably. Maybe hit up a Taco Bell on the way.
NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX

A vagina and two boobs to start.....a pulse and brain are preferred. Someone who will laugh AT me. If you can't laugh at me, you can't laugh at anything.
WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?

Die eventually. I'll probably do a whole bunch of shit before then, though. I want to become dependently wealthy.
FAVOURITE QUOTE

There are no facts, only interpretations - Nietzsche
FINAL WORDS

So, pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking car.

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WIHottie
Says on: 3/30/2008 8:06:00 AM
Haha thanx
dork_girl
Says on: 7/15/2007 11:35:00 AM
When i'm 80 and not wearing a bra, so i only have to lift my dress up just past my knees. I'm too lazy otherwise.
SatansSweet
Says on: 10/31/2006 9:48:00 PM
*ur theme song* this is biff winn-naa-paay-egg, on a bike, in a plane.. on a farm playing games.. w/ my many places, and friendly faces.. we'll have lots of fuuuuu-uuun.... w/ biff winnipeg..
Shore
Says on: 12/16/2005 12:00:00 PM
Merry Christmas Jeff :) 3 days from last year!!
dork_girl
Says on: 10/30/2005 3:55:00 PM
Your comments are much too old. I'll fight you to the death for Gold in the Olymic event of Ass Grabbage. I am THE best!
Shore
Says on: 12/13/2004 9:14:00 AM
Merry Christmas!! Look I'm 2 days off from last year...<3
WarriorMaiden
Says on: 6/12/2004 5:46:00 AM
They told Jeffy to lay off the bottle so he took up Jugs!