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5.541
VOTES
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CITY
Stalk Yourself
STATE
COUNTRY
Azerbaijan
AGE/SEX
26 / Male / Straight
HEIGHT
5'10" (178 cm)
STATUS
Undisclosed
SMOKE / DRINK
No / Yes
MEMBER SINCE
12/1/2002
Friends
PROFILE -> Hi I'm biffwinnipeg
Interests and Questions
INTERESTS   
snuggling, football, packers, soup, maps, explosions, puppies, pain, autumn, the modifiable areal unit problem, freebasing_cocaine_with_hookers, Nietzsche, bathing myself in myrrh and frankincense, sacrificing_virgins, wisconsin, lifting, sushi,
snuggling, football, packers, soup, maps, explosions, puppies, pain, autumn, the modifiable areal unit problem, freebasing_cocaine_with_hookers, Nietzsche, bathing myself in myrrh and frankincense, sacrificing_virgins, wisconsin, lifting, sushi,
MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   
Narcotics. Drive-bys. Bunnies. Liftin'. Shootin'. Cookin'. Doggies. Blah.
Narcotics. Drive-bys. Bunnies. Liftin'. Shootin'. Cookin'. Doggies. Blah.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?
Give most of it away, probably. Maybe hit up a Taco Bell on the way.
Give most of it away, probably. Maybe hit up a Taco Bell on the way.
NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX
A vagina and two boobs to start.....a pulse and brain are preferred. Someone who will laugh AT me. If you can't laugh at me, you can't laugh at anything.
A vagina and two boobs to start.....a pulse and brain are preferred. Someone who will laugh AT me. If you can't laugh at me, you can't laugh at anything.
WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?
Die eventually. I'll probably do a whole bunch of shit before then, though. I want to become dependently wealthy.
Die eventually. I'll probably do a whole bunch of shit before then, though. I want to become dependently wealthy.
FAVOURITE QUOTE
There are no facts, only interpretations - Nietzsche
There are no facts, only interpretations - Nietzsche
FINAL WORDS
So, pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking car.
So, pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking car.
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Says on: 7/15/2007 11:35:00 AM
When i'm 80 and not wearing a bra, so i only have to lift my dress up just past my knees. I'm too lazy otherwise.
Says on: 10/31/2006 9:48:00 PM
*ur theme song*
this is biff winn-naa-paay-egg, on a bike, in a plane.. on a farm playing games.. w/ my many places, and friendly faces.. we'll have lots of fuuuuu-uuun.... w/ biff winnipeg..
Says on: 10/30/2005 3:55:00 PM
Your comments are much too old. I'll fight you to the death for Gold in the Olymic event of Ass Grabbage. I am THE best!
Says on: 6/12/2004 5:46:00 AM
They told Jeffy to lay off the bottle so he took up Jugs!


