eating, drinking, breathing, and occasionally moving a body part in some fashion
convert it into 100,000,000 pennies and swim through it like Scrooge McDuck
Chantilly lace and a purty face and a ponytail hanging down, a wiggle when you walk and a giggle when you talk LAWD! makes the world go round
Finish my book and get it published. Figure out why the hell I keep running out of spoons. Think with my dipstick, Jimmy.
If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross...but it's not for the timid.
"Spachula axes with poison frosting" lol
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It is a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what.
Unstable like the isotope that resolves the fate of the theoretical cat in the hypothetical crate
Good behavior is the last refuge of mediocrity. -Henry S. Haskins
women are like a box of chocolates. stick your finger in a bunch of 'em til you find the one you want, then eat it.
loose women are like $2 beer: you can pick 'em up cheap and they go down easy
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