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PROFILE -> Hi I'm JOEY__1982
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INTERESTS   
MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   
Basketball, weight lifting, kickboxing, drawing, football, close-quarters-combat.
Basketball, weight lifting, kickboxing, drawing, football, close-quarters-combat.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?
That isn't a lot of money, I'd buy a roach spray that doesn't kill the roaches but it fills them with self doubt as to whether or not they are in the right house.
That isn't a lot of money, I'd buy a roach spray that doesn't kill the roaches but it fills them with self doubt as to whether or not they are in the right house.
NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX
Honest, fun, strong, smart, tomboy, funny and rich... Very very rich, so like Jess
Honest, fun, strong, smart, tomboy, funny and rich... Very very rich, so like Jess
WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?
Sell Sony a patent for an MP3 player and colostomy-bag combination, its called "Shitman."
Sell Sony a patent for an MP3 player and colostomy-bag combination, its called "Shitman."
FAVOURITE QUOTE
1) You drive like old people fuck. Slow and sloppy. 2) If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, does it become kitty litter? 3) How come Winnie the Pooh has a t-shirt and no pants?
1) You drive like old people fuck. Slow and sloppy. 2) If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, does it become kitty litter? 3) How come Winnie the Pooh has a t-shirt and no pants?
FINAL WORDS
Have you ever tried to fart while taking a piss? You cant do it because your brain doesn't let it happen, it knows if you do, you might blow your own asshole out.
Have you ever tried to fart while taking a piss? You cant do it because your brain doesn't let it happen, it knows if you do, you might blow your own asshole out.
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Says on: 7/17/2008 3:36:00 PM
I have a flapping vagina instead. One day I may be able to fly with it.
Says on: 1/10/2008 10:46:00 PM
1st why am I not ur top friend.....and why am not in ur favorite intrestS?? ur in.mine
Says on: 10/23/2007 8:43:00 PM
I can't wait for the sox game tomorrow!!!! be jealous that I'll be in Boston for the game..watching from the bar
Says on: 6/7/2007 12:12:00 PM
can you please come here on tuesday for cake and ice cream


