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RATING
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(Top 99.4%)
VOTES
56
CITY
STATE
COUNTRY
Australia
AGE/SEX
29 / Male / Straight
HEIGHT
5'9"   (176 cm)
STATUS
Single
SMOKE / DRINK
No / No
MEMBER SINCE
6/9/2007
PROFILE ->   Hi I'm applestrudel                         # 1607 Hottest Guy

applestrudel


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Interests and Questions
INTERESTS   

Pardon_me,
MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   

Partaking in indulgent substance abuse off of midgets wearing trays on thier heads. Wrestling Turkish men. Once a week I catch a train to somewhere I haven't gone before.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?

Stick it in my anus. I wish to perform a train robbery. Nobody robs trains anymore. Sad really. Or banks for that matter. I say bring back the old fashioned robberies.
NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX

Most body parts would be nice. Should they be in working order, thats a bonus. Alive would be nice too. Although I am open to necrophilia, after all, they can't say no.
WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?

Things and stuff. Stuff and things. Stuffing things. I made chicken stuffing the other night. It was very nice. Bread crumbs, milk, s&p, fresh rosemary, lemon rind. Butter. Garlic. mmmmmmmmm.
FAVOURITE QUOTE

Neville fucking Bardos. Knowing me Alan Partridge, knowing you ___ Aha. If you'd like to bake me a loaf of bread, it's got to be on eleven.
FINAL WORDS

I see an Indian dating site- how funny. I see a little silhouetto of a man, scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? I see a pale moon rising. I see something beginning with 'B'.

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PerfectPornStar
Says on: 7/24/2008 6:46:00 AM
if you keep digging in your nose you might end up scoring gold:)
Tuppence
Says on: 7/22/2008 5:48:00 AM
*waves* hello mister!
nattY1986
Says on: 7/21/2008 7:15:00 PM
I suppose it would...your neck would get realllly sore having to see where you're going...and i'm more of a forward lookin kinda gal. It's more exciting!
nattY1986
Says on: 7/6/2008 8:54:00 PM
you take the cake in the 'ridiculously handsome' stakes! I like your quirky profile and pics. You're delicious xx
moodytue
Says on: 6/25/2008 9:53:00 AM
i have an enormous crush on you. (and an enormous bulge for you)
EvaLinda
Says on: 6/25/2008 7:14:00 AM
applestrudels are yummo
wittynwize
Says on: 6/20/2008 11:39:00 PM
Just had to comment on your profile Babe! I think you have the best men's profile I have read. I actually followed every scatterbrained bit of it with ease and laughter! Thank you Handsome!