INTERESTS   

everything_under_the_sun,

MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   

Hiking, Hockey, Partying, Cooking, Skiing, Surfing, Movies, Books, Traveling

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?

Tip a waitress $10,000, buy a hobo filet mignon, take my friends on a trip, donate 100,000 to charity, and be as eccentric as humanly possible.

NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX

Intelligence, Humour, Sexiness

WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?

Global Domination

FAVOURITE QUOTE

“Look. The supermodel's a beautiful girl, Will. She can make you dizzy, like you've been drinking Jack all morning. She can make you feel high for she is the greatest commodity known to man - promise, the promise of a better day, the promise of a greater hope, the promise of a new tomorrow. This particular ore can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl - in her smile, in her soul, in the way she makes every rotten thing about life seem OK. The supermodels, Willie? That's all they are - bottled promise. Scenes from a new day, hope in stiletto heels.” Not my Favorite quote, but it tickles me.

FINAL WORDS

I'm a heart-shaped patch on the quilt of inappropriateness.