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CITY
STATE
COUNTRY
United States
AGE/SEX
34 / Female / Straight
HEIGHT
5'8"   (173 cm)
STATUS
Single
SMOKE / DRINK
No / No
MEMBER SINCE
12/8/2007
PROFILE ->   Hi I'm wittynwize

wittynwize


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Interests and Questions
MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   

making life more delicious for everyone, visualizing whirrled peas, being a purveyor of human kindness
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?

donate to Cancer and Alzheimer's research, invest the rest. Oh and give some to the guy that emailed me this here: "hey hey u...u get a ten from me..also a kitten..maybe a duck..a pony..some pie..a cake..this private jet...an island....annnd also this sheet of bubble wrap for ur popping pleasure." Best EVER!
NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX

being IN my country and over 24 for starters (not into chocolate or chicks but I am into world peace)
WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?

I'm starting a program with Mayo Clinic now involving women's cancer patients. I know this profile has pics of my life because I am looking for a man with a similar lifestyle or at least a comfort with mine. Not being a bitch, a flaunter or wasting OUR time with a fake profile, just giving an accurate depiction of myself. I ask that you do the same and approach me sensibly.
FAVOURITE QUOTE

"I may look innocent but I need a really good lawyer!" "I'm not speeding, Im qualifying!"
FINAL WORDS

YES that is my R8 and Q7 and I actually do own them. NO that is NOT my stunt double's ass. NO, those are NOT my children. YES that is my house and YES I decorated it. YES, I'm really a nice person but NO, I won't give you my IM address to see you naked on cam. Yes I have more pics for the right people. Don't be tacky and ask what I do right away and please be straight, not a closet bi-sexual. Oh, guys please stop flipping me off, it really hurts my feelings! ;-P

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NOTurTypical
Says on: 7/13/2008 8:01:00 PM
Speechless....
IlIkeUrmom
Says on: 7/11/2008 11:56:00 PM
a cheese basket would be lovely, thank you. You're Amazing. what color are your eyes?
KoshaBoy
Says on: 7/11/2008 2:47:00 PM
Thanks for the rating, 10 right back at you. Great profile.
niguy
Says on: 7/11/2008 1:31:00 AM
damn babe you got a 10 form me!!!
IlIkeUrmom
Says on: 7/6/2008 10:20:00 PM
look amazing
AntonioTorres
Says on: 7/6/2008 2:34:00 PM
U are a true a beauty and ur profile is amazing, although i dont know u i already have so much respect for u, keep up the good work babe ;)
Mikelmtrcycl
Says on: 7/3/2008 2:25:00 PM
Hmmm, definitely a keeper gentlement.