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17 / Male
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5'9" (176 cm)
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1/28/2008
PROFILE -> Hi I'm RetardExpress # 695 Hottest Guy
Interests and Questions
INTERESTS
music, cartoons, weights, tools, paint, eschatology, steak, ATVs, rocket_science, hip_flexors, screwdrivers, dough, porches, Banjos, wet_socks, pacemakers, towels, Nomads, tin foil and plastic wrap,
music, cartoons, weights, tools, paint, eschatology, steak, ATVs, rocket_science, hip_flexors, screwdrivers, dough, porches, Banjos, wet_socks, pacemakers, towels, Nomads, tin foil and plastic wrap,
MY HOBBIES INCLUDE
white hens, ketchup, speakers, messages from batman, shovelling, not wearing undies, reading to my cat, picking my nose, running backwards, farting at the worst times, making all the wrong things feel right
white hens, ketchup, speakers, messages from batman, shovelling, not wearing undies, reading to my cat, picking my nose, running backwards, farting at the worst times, making all the wrong things feel right
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?
buy a million dollars of cotton candy and swim in it and sleep in it and live off it till its all gone
buy a million dollars of cotton candy and swim in it and sleep in it and live off it till its all gone
NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN A PARTNER
eyelashes, dna, eats turnips, likes to play with glue, frontal spermbank, a nice collection of pans, 10 fingers, wipes me off when i drool on myself, can use a drill, femur(s) optional but hip flexors are a must!!!
eyelashes, dna, eats turnips, likes to play with glue, frontal spermbank, a nice collection of pans, 10 fingers, wipes me off when i drool on myself, can use a drill, femur(s) optional but hip flexors are a must!!!
WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?
stop sucking my thumb, drink my bodyweight in water in a day, eat pizza every meal for a month, touch the ground in every state in the US with my dick, become a pirate, invent toothpaste you can drink orange juice after using
stop sucking my thumb, drink my bodyweight in water in a day, eat pizza every meal for a month, touch the ground in every state in the US with my dick, become a pirate, invent toothpaste you can drink orange juice after using
FAVOURITE QUOTE
the french are not normally a nordic skiing nation
the french are not normally a nordic skiing nation
FINAL WORDS
i am not in any way responsible for the failure of the french to repel the germans at the maginot line during WWII nor am i responsible for the recent yeti sightings outside the vatican or for the unfortunate enslavement of the nabisco factory employees by a rogue hamster insurrectionist group
i am not in any way responsible for the failure of the french to repel the germans at the maginot line during WWII nor am i responsible for the recent yeti sightings outside the vatican or for the unfortunate enslavement of the nabisco factory employees by a rogue hamster insurrectionist group
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Says on: 5/2/2008 9:07:00 PM
17 years old? Now that's scary! Nice work in the gym, bud... incredible, in fact.
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