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(Top 99.1%)
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VOTES
447
CITY
CityOfSpeedos
STATE
COUNTRY
United States
AGE/SEX
16 / Female / Straight
HEIGHT
5'6" (168 cm)
STATUS
Engaged
SMOKE / DRINK
No / Yes
MEMBER SINCE
5/22/2008
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PROFILE -> Hi I'm PollyPissyPants # 599 Hottest Girl
Last Logged In: 7/25/2008 4:05:47 PM PST
Interests and Questions
INTERESTS   
beef_jerky, blood_transfusions, freddy_fender, magic_tricks, toaster_ovens, boxer_briefs, tampons, interests, Phil_Anselmo, 100x, ^, Vanilla_Ice, tacos, love, Snot, cheerios, aneurisms, Tabs, g, you_and_me,
beef_jerky, blood_transfusions, freddy_fender, magic_tricks, toaster_ovens, boxer_briefs, tampons, interests, Phil_Anselmo, 100x, ^, Vanilla_Ice, tacos, love, Snot, cheerios, aneurisms, Tabs, g, you_and_me,
MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   
Nouns, verbs, pronouns, adverbs, adjectives. I also like to do science experiments with ketchup. Llamas, emu, and ostriches are straight pimp! Legalize prostitution!!!!!!!
Nouns, verbs, pronouns, adverbs, adjectives. I also like to do science experiments with ketchup. Llamas, emu, and ostriches are straight pimp! Legalize prostitution!!!!!!!
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?
Buy 300,000 dozen eggs and make a huge omelet. Who wouldn't want a 300,000 egg omelet, come on! The cost, of course includes gas, big ass skillet, cooking spray and things to go in the omelet. Jeez.
Buy 300,000 dozen eggs and make a huge omelet. Who wouldn't want a 300,000 egg omelet, come on! The cost, of course includes gas, big ass skillet, cooking spray and things to go in the omelet. Jeez.
NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX
A strong sense of smell is a MUST. He must like to stop, drop and roll also. I like a man with BO that smells like strawberries and puppy breath.
A strong sense of smell is a MUST. He must like to stop, drop and roll also. I like a man with BO that smells like strawberries and puppy breath.
WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?
Phil Anselmo. Phil Anselmo. Phil Anselmo. I want an Electrolux kitchen and a Kohler Watertile shower. I also want to own every Reef flip flop ever made.
Phil Anselmo. Phil Anselmo. Phil Anselmo. I want an Electrolux kitchen and a Kohler Watertile shower. I also want to own every Reef flip flop ever made.
FAVOURITE QUOTE
“The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?”
“The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?”
FINAL WORDS
16 + 13 + 9 - 1. 6 X 7 + 5 - 10... 37 x 1. Math <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
16 + 13 + 9 - 1. 6 X 7 + 5 - 10... 37 x 1. Math <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
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Says on: 7/22/2008 6:21:00 PM
you have a really great attitude gorgeous! thank you :) take care
Says on: 7/15/2008 1:35:00 AM
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