INTERESTS   

Sometimes I'm sensitive - sometimes I'm an asshole, I'm interested in anything and if I don't want to, I do it anyway because I'm a fucking idiot. Last, I broke both of my arms. I couldn't wank, wipe my arse or anything. Hell, I could wank - I'm a fucking professional.,

MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   

I like to look as far as I can see out of my bedroom window. Then I close my eyes and look into my imagination. No man could ever see the horizon. I wirte a lot. I am an artist but have put most of my creativity into scribbeling down words. You say " Sup " and I write you a paragraph. :)

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?

Get a penis enlargement and get that badboy up to an inch. Then I could piss without soaking my jeans and the carpet. I'd also buy an emu and kick the shit out of it as I fuckin hate emu's. I'd build a castle coz, well, I want one. I'd invite all Ratemybody's girls over to my place for a shagathan and whoever won, had to cover themselves in chocolate and have all the other girls lick it off her. Then, we'd all sit down with the girls in their lingerie and we'd watch Rambo 1, Rambo 2 and Rambo 3. Then we'd get pizza and give the emu another kicking.

NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX

The ability to pick their nose with their toes and to be able to swallow a tennis ball whole and then shit it out.

WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?

To understand mankinds existance and to study further in Modern Physics and Quantum Mechanics

FAVOURITE QUOTE

Don't piss down my neck and tell me it's raining.

FINAL WORDS

Our bodies are our tools. When we die, there they lay - discarded. Our bodies and our brains are simply the tools that we use to get through life. Whether you're pretty or pretty ugly - it doesn't matter. What's inside is what truely matters. Never judge a book by it's cover. We are all beautifull inside.