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7.551
VOTES
186
CITY
STATE
COUNTRY
United States
AGE/SEX
55 / Male / Straight
HEIGHT
6'2"   (188 cm)
STATUS
Single
SMOKE / DRINK
Yes / Yes
MEMBER SINCE
6/15/2005
PROFILE ->   Hi I'm MoeBeers

MoeBeers


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Interests and Questions
INTERESTS   

Frankly_my_dear, I don't give a fuck...but Jack Daniels, love_and_piece, Cold_Beer, Wild_Turkey, belly dancers and the magic carpets they ride on, some of that inner reflection crap, hot_boiled_peanuts, chicken_wings, BBQ_ribs, Lava_Lamps, hippy_gals, hippy gals with that patchouli incense aroma, hippy gals with trucks that run, mowing_the_lawn, grocery_cart_recovery_vigilanteism, paper_towels, mouse_disinfectants, drool_proof_keyboards, nuclear_fishin, sittin_on_my_ass, quality_wacking, do_it_yourself_psycho-therapy, popcorn,
MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   

Doing nothing and then resting afterwards, bean a fool, grappling, bobbing for sushi, global flatulence, hot tub sittin, juggling bowling balls, gawking at hot waitresses, wasting time, drooling, bulemic bungee jumping, leg wrestling with pole dancers...ugh..
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?

Get a ham & cheese omelett, open a nudist colony in antarctica, get a lifetime supply of high quality paper towels, give a free electric keyboard to every prisoner (with headphones of course)
NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX

Extreme patience, doesn't snivel, doesn't drool in public, will rub my back for more than 15 seconds, compassionate without bragging about it, knows how to wiggle her highness fineass. Works it well
WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?

Live for yesterday, go back in time, find a ho, clean up my mess, take a long hot shire with afore mentioned ho...finish my book...
FAVOURITE QUOTE

'hand out free cordless screwdrivers to the homeless' ...me
FINAL WORDS

fuck as much as you can while you're young & single and try not to catch anythang....and oh....I love a somewhat tanned gal but some of em could seriously run for the Miss Melanoma title....

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nlightn
Says on: 7/6/2008 10:08:00 AM
Moe- whats the haps, man?...hope you had memorable fourth but cant remember it...
Reclusive
Says on: 7/4/2008 9:13:00 AM
have a happy july 4!
tex121
Says on: 6/9/2008 7:05:00 PM
Moe, you look more legend than man, the resurrected archetype of Zeus -- i seek wisdom and new enlightenment. How does one turn a supermodel into a busy wife who cooks, irons, dusts, and cleans?
mato
Says on: 5/15/2008 10:29:00 AM
i will sir moe sir
mato
Says on: 5/8/2008 9:32:00 AM
you are the coolest
nlightn
Says on: 4/13/2008 12:44:00 PM
keep the beers cold, moe
proudvirgin
Says on: 4/2/2008 9:37:00 AM
haha. cant pass up JD that easilyy:P