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Friday, March 24, 2017
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12/30/2016 12:59:00 AM
Have a great new years
12/25/2016 11:30:00 PM
Hey sexy ??
8/24/2016 7:57:00 AM
I done forgot... what were u saying about the midget and the jump rope again?
4/19/2016 9:45:00 AM
Give me Stockholm syndrome baby! ;)
3/18/2016 2:13:00 PM
Oh hi... I'd kiss you... but you don't have a head!
2/21/2016 2:54:00 AM
So it was you, all those noises at night in my back garden!! Here I was thinking it was the neighbour's cat going through my trash... ;P
2/7/2016 8:33:00 PM
So I've heard you're moving to Europe.... ;P
1/27/2016 7:07:00 PM
Still an amazingly beautiful experience. <3
12/25/2015 3:37:00 PM
12/10/2015 4:19:00 PM
Santa is charging me for the ride since I misbehaved he said! And he also said that he's pushing me through the chimney head first... All doesn't matter, you're worth it!!
8/25/2015 11:02:00 PM
Shut up and do me already ;P ;)
8/13/2015 7:34:00 AM
Hey torso girl. Long time no speak. :)
8/1/2015 8:45:00 PM
I must of had the wrong number. 911 didn't get me to you...
6/29/2015 11:10:00 PM
But I thought it was no head?! ;P
6/23/2015 2:58:00 PM
Happy Bday... you incredibly gorgeous woman!! You can unwrap me now!! ;P
5/8/2015 10:04:00 PM
No comment on the comments...
3/29/2015 3:20:00 PM
Dear all, She's mine!! Thx, that's all!
3/25/2015 7:19:00 PM
Who are you and why are you telling me about your midget fetishes?
3/25/2015 6:54:00 PM
I'm out gunned... looking at ur pictures makes me a mental retard..
3/25/2015 6:47:00 PM
Better step up my comment game or dude below me wins nudes..lol
3/25/2015 6:45:00 PM
You're much better looking than the guys in jail...
2/22/2015 2:07:00 PM
MUAH!! Thank you for everything!! And especially for being so gorgeous in and out and letting me be part of it!!
2/14/2015 5:14:00 PM
Oh won't you be, be my, be my... be my sweet valentine?! Muah!! ;)
1/29/2015 5:49:00 PM
1/20/2015 9:06:00 PM
I wish there were more girls like you.
1/20/2015 3:29:00 PM
They call me Picasso... just saying... ;P
1/11/2015 3:59:00 PM
You + Me = the number Pi
1/1/2015 9:22:00 AM
Big new year's kiss... MUAH!! <3
12/27/2014 6:05:00 PM
Happy Holidays friend.
12/17/2014 2:25:00 PM
I'm gonna state this once and for all.... You're mine!!!
12/7/2014 12:26:00 PM
I'll bring the dip stick if you take care of the dip sauce!! ;P
11/29/2014 6:06:00 AM
I think you should elaborate on your last comment but in an IM!! ;P
11/26/2014 2:36:00 PM
Potted plants you say... I love your hands on practicality!! ;)
11/26/2014 2:16:00 PM
I would even plant an apple tree for us to sit under if necessary!! ;)
11/22/2014 6:04:00 AM
Gee, let me think about that... Uhm okay!! ;) :p Pretty sweet suggestion!! Muah!!
11/21/2014 3:59:00 PM
Lmfao.... or we could skip the turkey part and just do the stuffing... I mean, wait, what?.... Mmmm stuffing!!
11/20/2014 4:49:00 PM
Your family!! My dad his English is worse than overcooked meatballs from Ikea. .. yeah I know... that bad!! ;)
11/20/2014 6:50:00 AM
So my booty just told me it misses you too!! It told me to tell you that!! :P
10/24/2014 1:13:00 AM
Would you like to be my Valentine? I thought better be early with this one!! ;P
10/21/2014 3:36:00 PM
You should send me detailed info about your Halloween costume!! ;)
10/20/2014 10:58:00 PM
10/18/2014 12:09:00 PM
U should bury that dead box of rabbits. Its starting to smell a lil funny in here..
10/18/2014 11:54:00 AM
I'm that creepy guy u wanna run into in a dark dreary alley while ur drunk...
10/11/2014 9:49:00 PM
I spun in so many circles I'd falled down
10/11/2014 9:49:00 PM
10/11/2014 9:48:00 PM
Then I found a better drug
10/11/2014 9:48:00 PM
I was in jail for herion..
10/10/2014 12:38:00 AM
Maverick says good night!! Sweet dreams, champ!! ;)
9/26/2014 3:26:00 PM
You're miiiiiiiinnneee, baby you're my favourite waste of time!! ;)
9/12/2014 4:52:00 PM
Well duh, someone gets burned.... you're just too Hot!! :P
9/12/2014 4:02:00 PM
You know what they say... where there's smoke, there's fire!! :P
9/11/2014 4:49:00 PM
According to some on here... I'm a lucky man!! ;) :P
9/5/2014 9:25:00 PM
any man who gets you is lucky. xoxo
9/3/2014 1:21:00 AM
You are exquisite!! (add quality here, too many to pick from)licious!!
8/26/2014 12:14:00 AM
So recent studies show that glasses make me look smart....
8/21/2014 4:48:00 PM
Math time: you + me = a lot ;)
8/18/2014 11:07:00 PM
It really has been too long... since we last fondled!! ;) :P
8/17/2014 6:04:00 PM
You know.... for a headless person I'm quite fond of you!!
7/28/2014 11:28:00 PM
I kinda like that J.T. song... It's not too shabby!! ;) :P
7/25/2014 1:48:00 PM
Every word I try to think of to describe you is an understatement.... Leaving you an appropriate comment is a hard thing to do!!
7/2/2014 3:29:00 PM
Everything I want and more....
6/23/2014 3:26:00 PM
Happy Happy Birthday!! Big kisses *MUAH* <3
6/16/2014 1:07:00 AM
A glimpse of you is worth waiting a lifetime for....
6/12/2014 3:05:00 PM
That's the whole essence of it.... I adore you for being you, cause you being you is amazing and I wouldn't want you any other way!!
6/12/2014 2:58:00 PM
xoxox :) Just for being you!! :)
6/11/2014 1:10:00 AM
You absolutely need to be next to me and my pool asap
6/10/2014 10:23:00 PM
I'll keep you to your word on that!! :-P
6/10/2014 4:15:00 PM
You always make me smile.... You're awesome!!
6/6/2014 9:47:00 PM
Oh my God.... How many restraining orders do I have to file before the police do something? Yeah Try to sneak up on me again and Im going to stab your other eye out.... :)
6/3/2014 6:36:00 AM
Lmao, that can be arranged as well!! ;-) :-P
6/2/2014 2:40:00 PM
Lets get your belgian passport arranged!! :P
5/30/2014 9:25:00 PM
when a woman's smile is haunting. Thats how you know you've found something special. maybe one day Ill get to give you a reason to smile.
5/25/2014 1:43:00 AM
You are amazing dear
5/24/2014 3:00:00 PM
5/23/2014 5:53:00 PM
Well, it is now ;)
5/23/2014 5:49:00 PM
Thanks for the 10, gorgeous woman.
5/9/2014 3:59:00 PM
In that case.... may the devil have my soul!! ;P
5/9/2014 3:49:00 PM
Did you just cast a spell, cause you've got me totally enchanted!! <33
4/27/2014 11:42:00 PM
Classy lady, love your style and attitude! Keep on being badass!
4/20/2014 4:37:00 PM
This woman right here.... She's hard to describe, and I can't find the right words, but she's out of this world, right off the charts!! :)
4/20/2014 2:12:00 PM
You're my my my.... sweetie pie!! :)
4/17/2014 11:58:00 AM
Neva letchu go!
4/2/2014 12:00:00 AM
your flaws are what make you beautiful.
3/28/2014 1:48:00 PM
looks like I missed you. I mean.. well yeah I missed you. and I missed you. hope 2 catch you soon.
3/13/2014 12:40:00 PM
I see.... I think! And I know you know that I feel what you feel or at least want what you want to feel, you feeling me?!
3/8/2014 11:05:00 AM
Hahahah! You're questions and interests made me laugh!
3/3/2014 3:40:00 PM
Lets run off to Mexico and make a secret love child.... I need a vacation!!
3/1/2014 1:46:00 PM
lol... Seems fair. I will warn you though: I'm a good speller. ;)
2/27/2014 4:23:00 PM
What about strip spelling bees?
2/25/2014 3:40:00 PM
I can think of quite a few words for you ;)
2/21/2014 4:03:00 PM
lol... I don't doubt your smarts, but I was really referring to your naughtiness... ;) You score well in both areas.
2/18/2014 9:14:00 PM
Hahaha! I hadn't even thought of that! A girl with a mind dirtier than mine? Damn! ;) Either way, it'd be my pleasure to lift you up so you can go for a ride... ;)
2/17/2014 3:31:00 PM
Haha, no. I might need to boost you up to get in though. :)
2/15/2014 9:13:00 AM
Who cares about one day in a year.... I want you to be my special someone every single day!! Oh yes.... Pretty Please?!
2/12/2014 9:25:00 PM
One and Only - Teitur Have a Happy Valentine's Day.
2/8/2014 2:22:00 AM
Dear Nerdiful, you shouldn't be diving into rock hard, solid snow.... it will only mess up your beautiful self!! Thx, management
1/29/2014 12:19:00 AM
hey, guess what? Fuck you!!!! :)
1/17/2014 2:20:00 AM
So a little bird told me you actually do have a face! That alone already is mindboggling, but the beauty of it... I'm not even going to begin!! ;)
1/13/2014 11:51:00 PM
Sometimes I think. Yeah I had a thought to think..
1/13/2014 1:47:00 PM
I hope the holidays were good to you. Your smile is unforgettable.
12/7/2013 4:39:00 PM
So uhm yeah... You just made my day!! You're too good to be true!!
12/5/2013 11:53:00 AM
Seriously bro .. get off my mom , I got off yours.
12/5/2013 11:41:00 AM
You're so awesome . I love a witty woman.
12/5/2013 11:29:00 AM
the hell you say, if anyone is gonna make a hobby out of banging my mom its gonna be me.
11/29/2013 4:00:00 PM
the beauty of a woman is not in her physical appearance but what she feels in her heart and mind.
11/14/2013 1:41:00 AM
Oh you know I'd walk you home... Chances are I'd drag you into an alley though!! :P
11/12/2013 8:07:00 AM
Did you know, you can't lick.... your own elbows?! Just saying!!
11/10/2013 4:08:00 PM
You're the dangeous kind, Now look at what you've done to me. What you've done to me baby. You've got a criminal mind, you're motive is to plant the seed. Now I'd kill for you baby.
11/1/2013 1:47:00 AM
better than eartha kitt
10/31/2013 5:30:00 AM
10 for you gorgeous!
10/30/2013 3:53:00 PM
God I hope your not a he/she... I'm so attracted to you and that would make me a real bad judge of character.
10/27/2013 3:03:00 AM
She's fading away. Away from this world. Drifting like a feather, she's not like the other girls.
10/27/2013 3:02:00 AM
She lives in the clouds, and talks to the birds. Hopeless little one. She's not like the other girls I know. - xoxo miss talkin to you.
10/11/2013 7:21:00 AM
You, Me, Bedroom, Now, Okay, Thx!!
10/10/2013 11:04:00 AM
Baby to tell the truth, when Im sober I jones for you. When its over Im overdue. Girl, there's no one as bad, no one as bad as you.
10/2/2013 8:33:00 PM
Dangerous. that girl is so dangerous... That girl is a bad girl! yeah
9/28/2013 4:13:00 PM
I want you (by Elvis Costello).... just saying!!
9/25/2013 6:42:00 AM
I've been having this dream lately where i'm nailin this sexy hot mama body... It's freakin me out cause she has no head. What's going on with that? ;)
9/23/2013 5:29:00 AM
Such beautiful eyes and a gorgeous smile....
9/20/2013 6:02:00 AM
That's one pose that totally perverts and fucks with my train of thought. Thanks...love when that happens.
9/17/2013 6:38:00 AM
Meet me in outerspace. We could spend the night, watch the earth come up. I've grown tiredof that place, wont u come with me. We could start again. How do you do it? make me feel like I do?
9/16/2013 10:27:00 PM
I dont want to be a creep. But you have a beautiful smile. Its rare to meet a girl like you. xoxo til next time
9/16/2013 8:18:00 PM
Ive been around the world. And seen so many girls. None can compare cuz I cant keep my eyes off that girl. She got a build and a face like a supermodel. And her body built just like a coke bottle
9/14/2013 1:41:00 PM
Push up!! Your body, your body next to mine! Push up!! Gotta make that sexy booty mine!
9/2/2013 9:44:00 PM
Definately a stunner. When she smiles, when she moves.. its poetry
9/2/2013 3:28:00 PM
You're cool beans!!
8/29/2013 10:41:00 PM
Will work for comments...
8/22/2013 7:32:00 PM
rpginc - blowing the air back into your ear is a blow job? neat!
8/22/2013 6:17:00 PM
I like how you wake me up every morning with those mean blowjobs
8/18/2013 10:50:00 AM
Man, i could really go for some pizza and bowling(with a couple beer). It's been a while since i've bowled.
8/14/2013 9:28:00 PM
Will u shave my back with a dull razor?
8/13/2013 12:48:00 AM
I almost asked what made you so nerdy but then I read Falcon Punch haha
8/3/2013 8:03:00 PM
I'm not big nor hairy and certainly not gay.... But i'm gonna be your teddybear either way!! ;-) :-P
8/2/2013 6:24:00 AM
comment below. Bears usually are big hairy gay dudes.. just sayin
7/23/2013 5:00:00 PM
Singing, I love Rock 'n Roll! :P
7/13/2013 1:55:00 PM
Do u read the comments I leave? Its like my artwork...
7/7/2013 9:59:00 AM
I know how tempting it must be...but no making babies with the milkman. that never ends well! haha
7/6/2013 12:35:00 PM
Umm yeah ur hot
7/5/2013 4:56:00 PM
Let's discuss quantum physics soon again! :)
7/2/2013 4:28:00 PM
Apparently I've been touched by a touch of brilliance. Oh joy of bliss :) Nerds are the best!
7/2/2013 6:53:00 AM
Aye girl u can get it foreal ;) u a 10.
6/30/2013 4:46:00 PM
Can I have some ribs?
6/18/2013 7:28:00 AM
Oh so now you want to participate
6/17/2013 1:25:00 AM
Yeah. I'm glad my page is being dominated by a woman with a body as amazing as yours!
6/17/2013 1:05:00 AM
More like the only comments i have at all lol
6/17/2013 12:55:00 AM
Underbelly lol i like that.
6/15/2013 2:44:00 PM
Falcon Punch lmao!!
6/13/2013 8:53:00 PM
definite 10 :)
6/11/2013 7:06:00 AM
New pictures yeah thanks
5/21/2013 6:27:00 AM
great body! bet you've got a beautiful face too :] 10 obv
5/3/2013 4:27:00 PM
She's actually a 340 old alien come to assimilate into our culture and study our weaknesses
4/10/2013 5:20:00 PM
You seem like a very poetic woman ;)
4/8/2013 1:38:00 AM
Wtf we aren't friends either? haha
4/2/2013 6:25:00 AM
That flacon punch comes in handy
3/25/2013 6:23:00 AM
Wtf we aren't friends
3/18/2013 8:57:00 AM
3/15/2013 2:03:00 PM
Here we go again! *grabs on for the ride*
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